|2.||Damnit Jim I'm DEATH not a DOCTOR||USER00047||0||0|
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? 0-and-14. That's how the Cubbies started the baseball season this year. Then this guy, the so-called Heart and Soul of Chicago, suddenly kicks the bucket. Coincidence? We don't think so.
(d) April 29th, 1997