Larry King has been played on 236 lists, including 19 lists in The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Gracie on the goDigger O Dell 10428
2.thelaughmakersDigger O Dell 10425
3.Old and unrestlessuselessexistence315
4.The ones 2016 MissedFrogSoda216
5.Unpresidented Trumpshavedcat27
6.a listlifesucks25
7.SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW BRIDGEBeth Rhymes with Death16
8.Northern Reaper 2017 Fucked List #1northern reaper15
9.2017's Dinner List Part 2amyowl7314
10.Kitty2Digger O Dell 1014
11.!!! ALBRECHT SAYS DIE 1Albrecht13
12.Natalie Woods life guardMaryjo8013
13.2017#2ColFitz6800
14.Just Die Itashifman00
15.Northern Reaper 2017 Fucked List #5northern reaper00
16.Pine box BunchInmymind00
17.Pushin up daiseysHeart Stopper00
18.TenderPaw Terror2TenderPaw Terror00
19.TomspicksEuro-trash00
 

 

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"Put a coupla pennies on Ol' Blue Eyes .... He's a goner."
No, that's no good. We gotta do better than that. How 'bout
"Start spreadin' the news -- he's dead."
No, that's lame. This death is big. This death is bigger than big. It's huge. We need something really fantastic, like
"The Chairman is as stiff as a board."
That sucks. Dammit, we've got to think harder!
"From Here To Eternity."
Awful.
"Shot down in May."
Pathetic. Wait a sec,
"He did it--"
No, no, that's worse than the Henny Youngman thing. Jesus, the pressure is killing us. Do you people have any idea what this is like? Seventy-five million of you bloodthirsty sons-of-bitches are gonna be checking into this site right here, just to see what we write about Frank, and you know what? Yeah, he was a big star and a boozer and a womanizer and a pig and everything, but we know you bastards, and you're vicious. You're gonna want us to go for the jugular on this one, and man, we just weren't ready. Yeah, yeah, we shoulda seen it coming, it's true, but, jeez, the guy's like a statue or something, you know? Somehow, we just couldn't imagine it really, actually happening. And now it's happened, and we're completely stuck. Shit. We're fucked. We've been waiting and waiting for them to plant this old fart and put us in the spotlight, and now that baby's trained right on us, and we don't know what the hell to do. Okay, hang on. We've just got to pull it together and give it our best shot. Okay. Let's take a deep breath. We can get through this. Alright. Here we go. Ready?
"He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet -- and now he's a corpse."
God, that's horrible. Sorry.

(d) May 14th, 1998