Kirk Douglas has been played on 6267 lists, including 8 lists in The Harmon Killebrew Memorial Three Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Body Bag Bus III | Buzz | 1 | 10 |
| 2. | JON 1 | Jon00060 | 1 | 9 |
| 3. | JON 2 | Jon00060 | 1 | 9 |
| 4. | Greener Acres | Dolourous | 1 | 5 |
| 5. | 111 ajlposh | ajlposh | 1 | 4 |
| 6. | At last I'm dead | shorty7ft | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Goauld_Man7 | Goauld_Man | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Rails Late Nite | wsprotte | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998