Helmut Schmidt has been played on 229 lists, including 2 lists in The Bob Gassoff Three Bagger.

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1.And Yet, Another Infield TripleStunnned13
2.Feasting Maggots 3Feasting Maggots13
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998