Helmut Kohl has been played on 67 lists, including 7 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.There Is No LeadDePressED637
2.DNR/DNI 4Nurseboy535
3.DNR/DNI 1Nurseboy426
4.Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit #1FrankJac424
5.All stiffed up and nowhere to go in phoenix 2USER02204213
6.That generationwet grave19
7.Old white menSwine18
 

 

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That serial killer stuff is a bunch of hooey. Our underworld sources tell us that Gianni's death was really a contract killing, ordered by the heads of the Five Fashion Families to keep him from going public with the Versace Papers.

(d) July 15th, 1997