|1.||SoooZBe's Dead List 2||Susieb||3||19|
|3.||People soon to be expired||northern reaper||2||15|
|5.||Red Hair Die||evilredhead||1||7|
The internationally renowned heart specialist, famed for performing the first successful heart transplant, died of an asthma attack, thereby negating any opportunity for a worthwhile blurb, the thoughtless prick.
(d) September 2nd, 2001