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by JGL53
Sun Nov 03, 2019 5:44 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Walter Mercado, 88
Replies: 0
Views: 10467

Walter Mercado, 88

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/walter-m ... 6b62a3ee48

He was a TV astrologer who hawked all sorts of stupid useless shit like beads and such to credulous ignoramus fools. IOW, he was San Juan's answer to donald trump. lol.
by JGL53
Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:07 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: John Conyers, retired Congressman, dead at 90
Replies: 0
Views: 10375

John Conyers, retired Congressman, dead at 90

My insane (and now deceased herself) mother always said that bad things happen in threes. If so then we have, Cummings, Conyers - and ..... who will be the next black Congressman to die - last name starting with the letter "C"? I'm looking at you, Jim Clyburn, you fish-frying wall-eyed son...
by JGL53
Sat Oct 26, 2019 12:24 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Elijah Cummings, 68
Replies: 3
Views: 16620

Re: Elijah Cummings, 68

Ah, yes - Chicago Jake - the puke-filled Chihauhua that will not die.

Being called shit by C.J. is like being called orange by D.T.

LOL.
by JGL53
Fri Oct 25, 2019 1:07 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Elijah Cummings, 68
Replies: 3
Views: 16620

Re: Elijah Cummings, 68

One of the (black) pallbearers at Cummings funeral snubbed the republicans in the reception line, refusing to shake hands with them, passing on to shaking hands with and hugging Schumer, Pelosi and other Democrats. And many people were appalled. Fucktarded republican assholes were appalled, that is....
by JGL53
Fri Oct 18, 2019 5:17 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Elijah Cummings, 68
Replies: 3
Views: 16620

Elijah Cummings, 68

He was black, he was bald, he was named Elijah and he didn't take shit from nobody. All very cool.

And when I go I want to go doing what he was doing when he died: signing subpoenas.
by JGL53
Tue Oct 08, 2019 4:13 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Karen Pendleton, 73
Replies: 0
Views: 10193

Karen Pendleton, 73

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/kar ... 28638.html


Christ, what IS that horrible smell?

Oh - a dead mouse.

Clean up on aisle three.
by JGL53
Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:42 am
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Ginger Baker, 80
Replies: 0
Views: 9666

Ginger Baker, 80

The only good ginger is a dead ginger. lol.
by JGL53
Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:40 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Rip Taylor, 84
Replies: 0
Views: 9599

Rip Taylor, 84

Best known as the confetti-throwing comedian, Rip was quoted as saying he always wanted to be a straight actor.

It was not to be.
by JGL53
Fri Oct 04, 2019 4:56 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Diahann Carroll, dead at 84
Replies: 0
Views: 9624

Diahann Carroll, dead at 84

Oscar-nominated actress and singer, who found a new way to spell "Diane" - IOW, an all around talented person.

She was black and, obviously, a woman - therefore I have no more smart-ass remarks to make here - I know my place.

May she R.I.P., etc.
by JGL53
Thu Oct 03, 2019 4:18 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang
Replies: 1192
Views: 1707817

Re: Florida Thread: Fucked Up Shit from America's Wang

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/florida-man-a ... ories.html

Someone does something stupid and winds up dead as a result.

In Flor-i-duh.

Imagine that.
by JGL53
Sun Sep 29, 2019 1:08 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Do you think they even noticed something was wrong...?
Replies: 1
Views: 7060

Re: Do you think they even noticed something was wrong...?

They fell in love. It was a great tragedy. Not unusual.
by JGL53
Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:33 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Sid Haig, 80
Replies: 2
Views: 7771

Re: Sid Haig, 80

Saw him in The Devil's Rejects. My poor brain rejected the movie. Grossest god damn thing I've ever seen.

I hope they paid him a lot of money.
by JGL53
Sat Sep 21, 2019 6:51 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Apparently this forum is dead.
Replies: 3
Views: 8860

Re: Apparently this forum is dead.

I'm surprised to hear that anyone is "running" this website. Until now I was the only one posting here for the last five months. I thought someone had left me this website in their will, lol. It would be nice if others posted here occasionally. I sort of feel like Robinson Crusoe stranded ...
by JGL53
Sat Sep 21, 2019 6:47 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Barron Hilton, 91
Replies: 0
Views: 9593

Barron Hilton, 91

Barron Hilton, dead at 91.

What a tragedy. He had so much to live for.

Actually, he was the grandfather of Paris Hilton.

Thanks a lot, grandpa, for adding to the sum total of stupid in the world.
by JGL53
Wed Sep 18, 2019 5:42 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Porn star Jessica Jaymes dead at 43
Replies: 0
Views: 9585

Porn star Jessica Jaymes dead at 43

She blew a thousand guys in her career but now she is just blowing in the wind.

She will be missed.



https://www.yahoo.com/news/porn-star-je ... 36165.html
by JGL53
Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:00 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Cokie Roberts, 75
Replies: 0
Views: 9570

Cokie Roberts, 75

Consensus has it that she was a great newscaster. Maybe. If she sends back a report to earth about what's happening with the afterlife then I will be fucking impressed, fer sure. Otherwise, let's just move on to the next stiff.
by JGL53
Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:24 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Ric Ocasek, 70, found dead.
Replies: 0
Views: 9454

Ric Ocasek, 70, found dead.

He was lead singer for a band named the Cars.
Their big hit was the song "Drive".
What were the odds?
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He had a bad heart. I have a bad heart. He died at age 70. I am age 70.
I'm not liking this.
by JGL53
Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:23 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Eddie Money, 70
Replies: 0
Views: 9667

Eddie Money, 70

So, now much cash is a corpse worth? Uh, I'm guessing less than zero. Unless some of you motherfuckers are cannibals.
by JGL53
Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:01 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: T. Boone Pickens, 91
Replies: 0
Views: 9451

T. Boone Pickens, 91

With a name like T. Boone Pickens, he's Got to be good ...and dead.
by JGL53
Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:55 am
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Carol Lynley, 77 and dead.
Replies: 0
Views: 9537

Carol Lynley, 77 and dead.

She was young and hot, then she got old, then she got dead. Shit happens, pretty much always in that order.

Just another day in the life. Or not.
by JGL53
Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:52 am
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Bob Mugabe, dead at 95 and good riddance
Replies: 0
Views: 9418

Bob Mugabe, dead at 95 and good riddance

I didn't hate his guts because he was black, I hated his guts because he was a filthy bloody dictator. Most of his victims, BTW, were black, but he did not discriminate. So, at least he wasn't a racist. Har har.

Moving on.
by JGL53
Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:15 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Valery Harper dead at 80.
Replies: 0
Views: 9600

Valery Harper dead at 80.

Valery Harper dies at age 80, and I'm not feeling particularly well my own-self.

That said, let's move on.
by JGL53
Fri Aug 23, 2019 8:34 am
Forum: Come On In
Topic: David Koch, dead at 79 and good riddance.
Replies: 0
Views: 6873

David Koch, dead at 79 and good riddance.

Actually, things go better without Koch.

One down, one to go.

Moving on.
by JGL53
Sat Aug 17, 2019 1:56 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Peter Fonda? Not any more.
Replies: 0
Views: 6766

Peter Fonda? Not any more.

Peter Fonda is dead but he's still got three movies to be released.

Beat that, mofos.
by JGL53
Wed Aug 07, 2019 6:20 pm
Forum: Come On In
Topic: Toni Morrison, 88
Replies: 0
Views: 6802

Toni Morrison, 88

Toni Morrison, famous novelist and Nobel Laureate in Literature, died this past Monday.

Anyone give a shit?

No?

Shame on you, you racist sexist bastards.

Just kidding.