| We've heard it said that everyone has an opinion, but if you've ever spent any time trying to talk to someone wearing overalls, you know that's not true. Well, we know some people with things to say — important things about serious-type stuff, and even if nobody wants to hear 'em, we'll be bringing 'em to you on this page right here. Think of it like the editorial section of your local newspaper (if you're curious, you can probably see one at the library — ask the lady behind the desk). | It's a chance for ordinary citizens, just like the ones you see on TV, to speak up about the issues and events that affect us all. In a way, we're giving voices to those who have no voice. No, not the people who've had their larynxes removed, but the people who shout at their neighbors and beat up their spouses because nobody ever listens to their lunatic rantings. We're here for them, no matter how wrong or insane they might be. Here's our Op. Ed. piece for March 15th, submitted by somebody who's probably pretty pissed off about something. |
Jowling Ruined My Life
by
Lincoln Myerson
| Believe me, I know, jowling's a lot of fun when you first start doing it. I had as much fun as anyone. But look at me now. I'm stuck like this. | And it only took one bad jowling experience to change my life forever. The first fifty times was nothing but laughs. Then, blammo — meet the new me. Jowling is bad. Pass it on. |
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