This list was submitted by USER00986 on Saturday, December 21st, 2002 at 7:29 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Sharon Osbourne | Alive | ? |
9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
8 | Danny Sugerman | January 5th, 2005 | 50 |
7 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
6 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
5 | Sam Lacey | March 15th, 2014 | 65 |
4 | Hans Bethe | March 6th, 2005 | 98 |
3 | Philip Johnson | January 25th, 2005 | 98 |
2 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
1 | Henri Cartier-Bresson | July 31st, 2004 | 95 |
15 points | 3 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014