This list was submitted by USER02722 on Wednesday, April 10th, 2002 at 6:17 AM PDT for The March '02 Lee Jr..
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||John Gotti||June 10th, 2002||?|
|9||Joel Siegel||June 29th, 2007||63|
|8||Sarah Brady||April 3rd, 2015||73|
|7||Bob Hayes||September 18th, 2002||59|
|6||Hildegarde Sell||July 29th, 2005||99|
|5||Augusto Pinochet||December 10th, 2006||91|
|4||Dudley Moore||March 27th, 2002||66|
|3||Lester Maddox||June 25th, 2003||87|
|1||Sid Gillman||January 3rd, 2003||91|
|14 points||2 hits|
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998