This list was submitted by USER02833 on Friday, January 18th, 2002 at 12:32 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||John Gotti||June 10th, 2002||?|
|9||Tom Laughlin||December 12th, 2013||82|
|8||Strom Thurmond||June 26th, 2003||100|
|7||Bob Hayes||September 18th, 2002||59|
|6||Lester Maddox||June 25th, 2003||87|
|5||. Suharto||January 27th, 2008||86|
|4||Billy Wilder||March 27th, 2002||95|
|3||Osama bin Laden||May 2nd, 2011||54|
|2||Yasser Arafat||November 11th, 2004||75|
|1||Mullah Omar||July 31st, 2013||?|
|21 points||3 hits|
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998