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This list was submitted by USER02833 on Friday, January 18th, 2002 at 12:32 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
9Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
8Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
7Bob Hayes September 18th, 200259
6Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
5. SuhartoJanuary 27th, 200886
4Billy Wilder March 27th, 200295
3Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
2Yasser ArafatNovember 11th, 200475
1Mullah OmarJuly 31st, 2013?
21 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998