This list was submitted by TINOYES on Monday, December 24th, 2001 at 10:46 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
9 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
8 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
7 | Princess Margaret | February 9th, 2002 | 71 |
6 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
5 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
4 | Billy Wilder | March 27th, 2002 | 95 |
3 | Henri Cartier-Bresson | July 31st, 2004 | 95 |
2 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
1 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
18 points | 4 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003