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This list was submitted by USER00881 on Friday, August 31st, 2001 at 4:37 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9Princess Margaret February 9th, 200271
8Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
7Elisabeth Kubler-RossAugust 24th, 200478
6Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
5Elia KazanSeptember 28th, 200394
4Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
3Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
2Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
1Foster Brooks December 20th, 200189
10 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003