This list was submitted by USER00881 on Friday, August 31st, 2001 at 4:37 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Bob Hope||July 27th, 2003||100|
|9||Princess Margaret||February 9th, 2002||71|
|8||Buddy Ebsen||July 6th, 2003||95|
|7||Elisabeth Kubler-Ross||August 24th, 2004||78|
|6||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|5||Elia Kazan||September 28th, 2003||94|
|4||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|3||Strom Thurmond||June 26th, 2003||100|
|2||Ronald Reagan||June 5th, 2004||93|
|1||Foster Brooks||December 20th, 2001||89|
|10 points||2 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003