This list was submitted by DONT GET WELL on Tuesday, August 21st, 2001 at 4:59 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Warren Beatty | Alive | 86 |
9 | Gloria Allred | Alive | ? |
8 | Art Modell | September 6th, 2012 | 87 |
7 | O.J. Simpson | Alive | ? |
6 | Jim Brown | May 18th, 2023 | 87 |
5 | Ted Turner | Alive | ? |
4 | Ted Danson | Alive | ? |
3 | Jane Fonda | Alive | 86 |
2 | Jesse Jackson | Alive | 82 |
1 | Rosie O'Donnell | Alive | ? |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998