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This list was submitted by DONT GET WELL on Tuesday, August 21st, 2001 at 4:59 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren BeattyAlive86
9Gloria AllredAlive?
8Art ModellSeptember 6th, 201287
7O.J. SimpsonAlive?
6Jim BrownMay 18th, 202387
5Ted TurnerAlive?
4Ted DansonAlive?
3Jane FondaAlive86
2Jesse JacksonAlive82
1Rosie O'DonnellAlive?
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998