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This list was submitted by Sarkon on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 9:41 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John McCain August 25th, 201881
9Queen Elizabeth IIAlive92
8Billy Graham February 21st, 201899
7Kirk DouglasAlive101
6Herman WoukAlive103
5I.M. PeiAlive101
4Olivia de HavillandAlive102
3Robert MugabeAlive94
2Carol ChanningAlive97
1George H.W. BushAlive94
18 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003