This list was submitted by Anarchy and a biscuit on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 6:10 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
A distant relative of John Q. Customer, Mr. Service had been ailing for some time. He is survived by wife Cybil and estranged nephews Bud J. Etcuts and Ed Vertisingexpenses.
(d) February 3rd, 1999