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This list was submitted by CARTMAN on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 2:20 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John McCain August 25th, 201881
9Kirk DouglasAlive102
8Gloria VanderbiltAlive94
7Mel StottlemyreAlive77
6Billy Graham February 21st, 201899
5Roberta McCainAlive106
4Bart StarrAlive84
3Hosni MubarakAlive90
2Robert MugabeAlive94
1John Paul StevensAlive98
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998