Toe Tagger More 2018

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This list was submitted by Wallbanger on Saturday, December 30th, 2017 at 2:45 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
8Billy Graham February 21st, 201899
7Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
6Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
5I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
4Bill MacyOctober 17th, 201997
3Wilford BrimleyAugust 1st, 202085
2George H.W. Bush November 30th, 201894
1Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
10 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003