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This list was submitted by Bloodbath & Beyond on Friday, December 29th, 2017 at 7:14 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Queen Elizabeth IIAlive92
9Beverly ClearyAlive102
8Billy Graham February 21st, 201899
7Kirk DouglasAlive101
6Bob DoleAlive95
5Prince PhilipAlive97
4Olivia de HavillandAlive102
3George H.W. BushAlive94
2Barbara Bush April 17th, 201892
1Bob BarkerAlive94
10 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003