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This list was submitted by Chris Goulart on Saturday, December 9th, 2017 at 6:35 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushAlive94
9Billy Graham February 21st, 201899
8Clint EastwoodAlive88
7Olivia de HavillandAlive102
6Beverly ClearyAlive102
5Carol ChanningAlive97
4Hugh DownsAlive97
3I.M. PeiAlive101
2Hosni MubarakAlive90
1Larry StorchAlive?
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002