Mortician's Miscellaneous

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This list was submitted by Janisdoll on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 10:49 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
9Hugh Hefner September 27th, 201791
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Pierre CardinDecember 29th, 202098
6Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
5Jake LaMotta September 19th, 201796
4Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
3Hal HolbrookJanuary 23rd, 202195
2Chuck YeagerDecember 7th, 202097
1Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
14 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002