This list was submitted by DePressED on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 9:04 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
His nicknames were "Mr. Padre" and "Captain Video". Really? That's the best anyone could do for an 18 time all-star, 7 time silver slugger and 5 time golden glove award winner? How about "The San Diego Hammer" or "Black Lightning"? Jesus - do we have to think up EVERYTHING around here?
(d) June 16th, 2014