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This list was submitted by Uncle Stiffy on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 5:51 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushAlive94
9Mel StottlemyreAlive76
8Herman WoukAlive103
7Carol ChanningAlive97
6Jerry Lewis August 20th, 201791
5Doris Day Alive96
4Burt ReynoldsSeptember 6th, 201882
3Teri GarrAlive?
2Rose Marie December 28th, 201794
1Jimmy CarterAlive93
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013