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This list was submitted by Bemented on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 5:49 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Queen Elizabeth IIAlive92
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Kirk DouglasAlive101
7Carl ReinerAlive96
6Carol ChanningAlive97
5Glen Campbell August 8th, 201781
4Jake LaMotta September 19th, 201796
3Olivia de HavillandAlive102
2George H.W. BushAlive94
1Keith RichardsAlive74
9 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014