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This list was submitted by HOOFBEATS on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 1:27 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Mel StottlemyreAlive77
9Herman WoukAlive103
8Gina LollobrigidaAlive91
7Doris Day Alive96
6Martin Landau July 15th, 201789
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Lee IacoccaAlive94
3Alan AldaAlive82
2Ara Parseghian August 2nd, 201794
1Christopher PlummerAlive?
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999