This list was submitted by Sine Die on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 12:18 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
He won the National Cartoonists Society Medal of Honor, which we assume means you got shot while drawing a cartoon or something. Too hungover to look it up. Lets go with that.
(d) May 24th, 2016