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This list was submitted by Timur on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 9:35 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Dinner 2017 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10David Rockefeller March 20th, 2017101
9Irwin Corey February 6th, 2017102
8Glen Campbell August 8th, 201781
7Beverly ClearyAlive101
6Val KilmerAlive58
5Scott HamiltonAlive?
4Sumner RedstoneAlive94
3Emperor AkihitoAlive?
2Nanette FabrayFebruary 22nd, 201897
1Shannen DohertyAlive?
27 points 3 hits 


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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998