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This list was submitted by SBUMP2 on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 8:50 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Michael SchumacherAlive49
9Roberta McCainAlive105
8Bart StarrAlive84
7Sumner RedstoneAlive94
6Billy GrahamAlive99
5Carol ChanningAlive96
4Tim ConwayAlive?
3Kirk DouglasAlive101
2Cloris LeachmanAlive?
1Mel StottlemyreAlive76
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998