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This list was submitted by Pokey22 on Friday, December 23rd, 2016 at 1:45 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Brian's Boneyard 2017 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hugh Hefner September 27th, 201791
9Kirk DouglasAlive101
8Carl ReinerAlive96
7Not Famous 
6Clive JamesAlive78
5Burt ReynoldsSeptember 6th, 201882
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3Sumner RedstoneAlive95
2Glen Campbell August 8th, 201781
1Roberta McCainAlive106
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998