This list was submitted by DieDan! on Tuesday, December 20th, 2016 at 8:15 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
She was a famous singer chick from Minnesota way
Both her sisters thought that she might be gay
She was plenty old at 94
But then her number came up and now she's here no more
She's in the ground now, placed there carefully
She the crusty, dusty singing chick in the cemetery
(d) January 30th, 2013