Share on Twitter Share on Facebook

This list was submitted by The Coroner on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 4:20 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Robert MugabeAlive94
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
7Glen CampbellAugust 8th, 201781
6 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
5Muhammad Ali June 3rd, 201674
4John Paul StevensAlive98
3Valerie HarperAlive79
2George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
1Jimmy CarterAlive94
19 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

6 hours. That's how long we spent trying to figure out how to work "Stayin' Alive" into an obit. Fuck it. He's dead.

(d) May 20th, 2012