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This list was submitted by The Coroner on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 4:20 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Robert MugabeAlive94
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
7Glen CampbellAugust 8th, 201781
6 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
5Muhammad Ali June 3rd, 201674
4John Paul StevensAlive98
3Valerie HarperAlive79
2George H.W. BushAlive94
1Jimmy CarterAlive93
19 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013