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This list was submitted by Beth Rhymes with Death on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 3:46 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Black 'n Beth Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Herman WoukAlive103
9 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
8Olivia de HavillandAlive102
7Beverly ClearyAlive102
6Kirk DouglasAlive101
5Joseph WapnerFebruary 26th, 201797
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3Dick ButkusAlive?
2Angie DickinsonAlive?
1Tommy SmothersAlive81
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002