This list was submitted by Lord Dickerson on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 2:36 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|8||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|6||Olivia de Havilland||Alive||103|
|5||George H.W. Bush||November 30th, 2018||94|
|3||Abe Vigoda||January 26th, 2016||94|
|1||Mary Tyler Moore||January 25th, 2017||80|
|13 points||2 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003