CHAD - 7 and a Half

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This list was submitted by CHAD on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 11:16 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
9John DingellFebruary 7th, 201992
8Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
7George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
6Whitey BulgerOctober 30th, 201889
5Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
4O.J. SimpsonApril 10th, 202476
3Larry StorchJuly 8th, 202299
2Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
1Joni MitchellAlive?
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013