This list was submitted by Dead and Loving It on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 9:45 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Superstar Billy Graham | May 17th, 2023 | 79 |
9 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
8 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
7 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
6 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
4 | Kitty Kallen | January 7th, 2016 | 94 |
3 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
2 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
1 | Jerry Lee Lewis | October 28th, 2022 | 87 |
12 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021