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This list was submitted by Heart Stopper on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 7:15 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kitty Kallen January 7th, 201694
9Chuck YeagerDecember 7th, 202097
8Barbara HaleJanuary 27th, 201794
7Melvin Laird November 16th, 201694
6Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
5Mother Angelica March 27th, 201692
4Glynis JohnsJanuary 4th, 2024100
3Liz Smith December 24th, 201695
2Franco ZeffirelliJune 15th, 201996
1Ron PaulAlive88
25 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014