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This list was submitted by MJ Lives on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 11:53 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hosni MubarakAlive89
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Dick CheneyAlive77
7B. B. King May 14th, 201589
6Robert MugabeAlive94
5Kirk Kerkorian June 15th, 201598
4Liz Smith (mediocre journalist)November 12th, 201794
3Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
2Helmut KohlJune 16th, 201787
1Sam Simon March 8th, 201559
13 points 3 hits 


Guess the Stiff!

There once was a poet named Corso
who had a bad gland in his torso.
But, before cancer nailed him,
beat critics once hailed him
as, like, Kerouac, only more so.

(d) January 17th, 2001