Charlie Don't Surf without Sharon Tay

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This list was submitted by Charlie Dont Surf on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 4:34 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sam Simon March 8th, 201559
9George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
8Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
7Maureen O'Hara October 24th, 201595
6Gene HackmanAlive94
5Gordie HoweJune 10th, 201688
4Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
3Joanne WoodwardAlive?
2 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
1Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003