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This list was submitted by NVRGVUP on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 10:05 AM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushAlive94
9Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
8Olivia de HavillandAlive101
7Kirk DouglasAlive101
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Steven SeagalAlive?
4Billy IdolAlive62
3Jerry Lee LewisAlive82
2Clive DavisAlive86
1Jesse Jackson, Jr.Alive53
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003