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This list was submitted by USER02215 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 2:46 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Ariel Sharon January 11th, 201485
7Don Pardo August 18th, 201496
6Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
5Bob DoleAlive94
4Lawrence Walsh March 19th, 2014102
3James Garner July 19th, 201486
2B. B. King May 14th, 201589
1Merle HaggardApril 6th, 201679
22 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003