This list was submitted by USER02215 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 2:46 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|9||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|8||Ariel Sharon||January 11th, 2014||85|
|7||Don Pardo||August 18th, 2014||96|
|6||Nancy Reagan||March 6th, 2016||94|
|4||Lawrence Walsh||March 19th, 2014||102|
|3||James Garner||July 19th, 2014||86|
|2||B. B. King||May 14th, 2015||89|
|1||Merle Haggard||April 6th, 2016||79|
|22 points||4 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003