This list was submitted by iwasnacoma on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 1:16 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
9 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
8 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
6 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
5 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
4 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
3 | Mickey Rooney | April 6th, 2014 | 93 |
2 | James Garner | July 19th, 2014 | 86 |
1 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
23 points | 4 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003