This list was submitted by Bird on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 12:26 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|9||Sam Simon||March 8th, 2015||59|
|8||Luise Rainer||December 30th, 2014||104|
|7||Casey Kasem||June 15th, 2014||82|
|6||David Rockefeller||March 20th, 2017||101|
|5||Run Run Shaw||January 6th, 2014||106|
|4||Bess Myerson||December 14th, 2014||90|
|3||Fats Domino||October 24th, 2017||89|
|2||Charlie Sifford||February 4th, 2015||92|
|1||Ariel Sharon||January 11th, 2014||85|
|25 points||5 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003