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This list was submitted by HOOFBEATS on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 6:47 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Michael SchumacherAlive55
9Buddy RyanJune 28th, 201685
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Albert FinneyFebruary 7th, 201982
6James Garner July 19th, 201486
5I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
4Sid Caesar February 12th, 201491
3 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
2Lawrence Walsh March 19th, 2014102
1Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
12 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021