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This list was submitted by Evil Lemons on Wednesday, December 25th, 2013 at 10:02 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Valerie HarperAlive78
9Kitty KallenJanuary 7th, 201694
8David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
7Bob DoleAlive94
6Maria von Trapp February 18th, 201499
5Run Run Shaw January 6th, 2014106
4Luise Rainer December 30th, 2014104
3Roberta McCainAlive106
2Eli Wallach June 24th, 201498
1Marjorie LordNovember 28th, 201597
17 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002