This list was submitted by USER05560 on Wednesday, December 18th, 2013 at 8:07 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Phil Niekro | December 26th, 2020 | 81 |
9 | Adele | Alive | 35 |
8 | Stockard Channing | Alive | 80 |
7 | 50 Cent | Alive | ? |
6 | Robbie Williams | Alive | ? |
5 | Claudio Abbado | January 20th, 2014 | 80 |
4 | Doyle Brunson | May 14th, 2023 | 89 |
3 | Demi Moore | Alive | 61 |
2 | Al Green | Alive | ? |
1 | Stephen Baldwin | Alive | 57 |
5 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003