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This list was submitted by codergrrl on Tuesday, April 30th, 2013 at 9:16 AM PDT for The May 2013 Lee Jr..

This list is in the Ain't Nobody Got Time for Death Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8Robin RobertsAlive63
7Lindsay LohanAlive37
6John MaddenDecember 28th, 202185
5Michael MadsenAlive66
4Katherine JacksonAlive93
3Toni BraxtonAlive56
2Rick RossAlive?
1Lil WayneAlive41
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998