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This list was submitted by Urn While U Learn on Wednesday, January 30th, 2013 at 3:32 PM PST for The February 2013 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Emperor AkihitoAlive?
9Doyle BrunsonAlive85
8Tony BennettAlive92
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6Ralph BrancaNovember 23rd, 201690
5Wilford BrimleyAlive83
4B. B. King May 14th, 201589
3Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
2 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
1Dick CheneyAlive77
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003