This list was submitted by Urn While U Learn on Wednesday, January 30th, 2013 at 3:32 PM PST for The February 2013 Lee Jr..
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|7||Ronnie Biggs||December 18th, 2013||84|
|6||Ralph Branca||November 23rd, 2016||90|
|4||B. B. King||May 14th, 2015||89|
|3||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|2||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|0 points||0 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003