MATTOID - The Dick List

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This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 6:47 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dick GregoryAugust 19th, 201784
9Little RichardMay 9th, 202087
8Little Jimmy DickensJanuary 2nd, 201594
7Dick Van PattenJune 23rd, 201586
6Dick Van DykeAlive98
5Dick MorrisAlive?
4Angie DickinsonAlive?
3Andy DickAlive58
2Dick VermeilAlive87
1Dick ButtonAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

In 1999, he was convicted of the attempted rape of a 14 year old Cree girl. Yeah, yeah - we know. That's the OTHER Jack Ramsay - the politician from Canada. But that was what we got when we looked him up, and we'll be damned if we're reading another 2 paragraphs on the Internet. Last night was 2 for 1 margarita night at Pepe's Palace, and we couldn't control ourselves. Massive hangover. So instead of some basketball guy, you get a Canadian rapist. Sorry. We'll do better next time.

(d) April 27th, 2014