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This list was submitted by Buck on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 2:30 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
9Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
6Olivia de HavillandAlive101
5Kirk DouglasAlive101
4 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
3Patty Andrews January 30th, 201394
2Bob DoleAlive94
1George H.W. BushAlive93
3 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999