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This list was submitted by Killer Swedes on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 12:01 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
6Dick Van DykeAlive98
5Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3Lindsay LohanAlive37
2Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
1Ronnie Biggs December 18th, 201384
13 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013